JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT STARTS AGAIN TOMORROW I’M GONNA VOMIT RAINBOWS.
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
If people think Tumblr is so lacking in features, why are they here? Do you want this to be Facebook?
So…Mumford and Sons isn’t coming anywhere near me this time…but that doesn’t really matter because every damn show on the tour is sold out already. What the hell.
Eh. Their second album was kind of a let down. It was a carbon copy of Sigh No More. Plus, they beat their songs to death, touring a circuit 3-4 times per album
I’m tired of being compared to everyone. I’m tired of pretending enjoy small talk. I want to be appreciated for my existence. I want people to enjoy my company without expecting me to be shallow, fake, or a manipulative asshole.
Ugh small talk.
Stranger: How’s it going.
Me: Good, you?
Me: *What the fuck did that accomplish?*